TV Repair Person

Characters (2):	Customer	Repairperson
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READERS MAKE MOTIONS WHILE READIN6 (WALK IN CIRCLES TO SHOW WALKING, USE GESTURES, ETC. TO GET THE
                                    POINT ACROSS.)

CUSTOMER:  (PICKS UP PHONE AND CALLS REPAIR SHOP) HELLO, T.V. REPAIR? CAN YOU SEND SOMEONE OVER?
           OH, GOOD THANK YOU.

REPAIR:    (KNOCKS ON DOOR) HANDY DANDY T.V. REPAIR, AT YOUR SERVICE.

CUSTOMER:  OH, DO COME IN.  THE T.V. IS OVER THERE.

REPAIR:    WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

CUSTOMER:  WELL, I TURN IT ON, BUT I DON'T GET ANYTHING. NO PICTURE, NO SOUND, NOTHING.

REPAIR:    SOUNDS SERIOUS. LET ME HAVE A LOOK. (BEGINS TO PULL THINGS OUT AND  T.V. AND THROW 
           THEM ASIDE)
 
CUSTOMER:  OH, DEAR! (MOANS WHILE WATCHING REPAIRPERSON TAKE T.V. APART)

REPAIR:    WELL, IT'S NOT THAT, AND IT'S NOT THIS (KEEPS PULLING AND SAYING IT'S NOT IT. CUSTOMER
           KEEPS MOANING.)  WELL, I THINK I'VE FOUND THE PROBLEM.

CUSTOMER:  THE PICTURE TUBE, R1GHT?

REPAIR:    NO!

CUSTOMER:  THE SOUND TUBE THEN?

REPAIR:    NO'

CUSTOMER:  (IRRITATED) WELL, THEN, WHAT IS IT?

REPAIR:    YOU HAVEN'T G0T IT PLUGGED IN!

CUSTOMER:  THE PLUG! OH NO!

REPAIR:    THAT'LL BE $87 FOR THE HOUSE CALL.

CUSTOMER:  WHAT? I'LL $87 YOU! (GRABS REPAIR PERSON BY COLLAR AND LEADS HIM/HER TO DOOR.)